The Nightmare Room, Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne

The Nightmare Room

Devonshire Park Theatre

Eastbourne

Tue 26 Jun 2018 to Sat 30 Jun 2018

(show seen 26 June)

Cast

Catherine - Sarah Wynne Kordas Paisley

Helen - Angie Smith

A simple set is seen : 2 small white plastic chairs, 1 small white plastic table, 2 glasses, 1 glass jug filled with water, 1 small bottle of poison and a room with plain white panelled walls 

A simple scene is set : 2 women, 1 locked room and 1 bottle of poison. Basically Helen has betrayed her best friend Catherine by stealing her fella and Cathy is apparently now out for the ultimate revenge

As you may have gathered from the above this is not your average play. It is contemporary and very different from any murder mystery you may have seen before.

In fact you're not even sure there is going to be a murder... that's the mystery.

It is minimalist in every sense. I'm guessing the production team must have been delighted with the cost of the set? It goes to show you don't have to spend a fortune for all dramas. Once you know the background to the story you can actually understand why such a simplistic set works well in this case. 

This play is more about the relationship and interaction between the two characters than the set itself. With the background not being over complicated you are somehow drawn more into what is actually going on with the cast.

As the play progresses we see scenes not only from the present day in the nightmare room but also flashbacks from the past so that we can establish how the women got themselves into their current predicament.

If you are of a very nervous disposition, especially if you have health problems such as heart issues, which may be exasperated by being made to "jump" regularly you should be aware this happens a LOT. It's not down to any on stage action but each scene finishes with a very loud, no VERY LOUD, noise and the theatre being plunged into darkness. With a mainly elderly Eastbourne audience I know this part wasn't to everybody's liking. A voice behind me heard to say "If that happens one more time I'm going go $*!!£@# mad !"

I know why this is done and it does work given the modern nature of the play, but I'm not convinced it needs to be quite as loud as it is.

I preferred it when Catherine and Helen were moving about rather than sitting at the table. In front of me, sitting half way back in the central stalls, a big guy with a seemingly overly large head eclipsed my view of the table. His ears covered the chairs, obliterating the actors. I must have irritated the person behind me because my head was swinging from side to side continuously to see what was going on. I found this quite amusing in an irritating sort of way.

Acting wise I thought it was excellent. These 2 actresses have to switch between multiple scenes in an instant. These have not only continuous extremely involved and complicated scripts but also dramatic changes in emotion and personality to portray. It can't be easy to switch from raging anger to angelic niceness in the blink of an eye whilst still trying to remember your lines but both the cast deliver this flawlessly.

As with all good murder mysteries there are twist and turns aplenty as we get to the final outcome. I found myself with many theories of the ending as it progressed... all useless of course.

What did the audience think? Well that's the odd thing, I really have no idea. At the end of a play you can usually here comments such as "that was great" or even "never again". One word I did hear describing the production several times over though was "weird".

Well if weird means different then I'm on the same wavelength here. Weird didn't necessarily mean a criticism, but that they had just seen a production different from anything they had seen in the past. But if my partner is a good example of your average non regular theatregoer, well she said it was good to see something different (or weird perhaps) for a change.

I agree with those sentiments. Productions like this do make you think and talk more more than the run of the mill stuff, often long after the show. I'm glad I got to see it.... Weird and wonderful !

Des O'Connor and Jimmy Tarbuck, Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne 2018

Des O'Connor and Jimmy Tarbuck 

Devonshire Park Theatre 

Eastbourne

20th June 2018

If , like me, you've grown up with either of these 2 monumental legends in entertainment on your TV screens this isn't an experience you want to miss.

It is certainly a production I will never forget for so many reasons. But primarily, if I'm completely honest, because I couldn't help but feel that this may be one of the last chances we will get to enjoy Des O'Connor on tour.

Comedian Jimmy mainly dominates the first half of the show with singer and entertainer Des owning part two after the interval. On occasions, in both halves, these great friends work together.

I'll therefore cover 78 year old "Tarby" first. 78 !! Really ?? I thought he looked and performed as well as a man approaching 80 as he did back in the 80's when he was a regular on the box. 

Fitness wise, well if golf keeps you as fit as Jimmy looks for his age I can see many a wife packing her hubby off to a local club to see if 18 holes works wonders for him !

His wit is as sharp as ever. Like Des, one of those comedians who can have you in stitches without resorting to swearing or gutter level humour. How refreshing that was to see and hear !! 

In addition to entertaining the capacity Devonshire Park Theatre audience with his jokes Jimmy also reminisced about his career with the aid of a big screen on stage. Of course a lot of his memories and indeed Des's involve massively popular entertainers no longer with us. Tarbuck wasn't actually joking when he said most of his days out recently have been funerals. 

Probably everybody in the Eastbourne audience has grown up watching celebrity legends like Morcambe and Wise, Cilla Black, Eric Sykes, Bruce Forsyth, Tommy Cooper, The two Ronnies, Spike Milligan and even Rod Hull and Emu

It isn't until you see somebody like Jimmy or Des discussing so many late, great entertainers you realise just how much talent we've already lost and it does make you very conscious of your own age and mortality. 

Although to try to keep this lighthearted, as I'm sure Des and Tarby would want, one does hope that Emu has been adopted following Rod's early death, is alive and well and hopefully tamed and calmed down a lot by now (at least muzzled if nothing else).

There is probably some sort of script for this show but both of these entertainers are experts and old hands in quips and ad-libs so every performance is going to be completely different on this tour.

Jimmy is one of the few entertainers who I haven't had the privilege of meeting before. Sadly this was no exception as he had to leave very quickly at the end. So that's one autograph which still escapes my collection ! There were actually many hopeful people at the stage door disappointed that Tarby had to escape quickly. But, as always, it's very understandable when performers need to be elsewhere after a show. I attend the stage door with an open mind. If it works, great. But go on the basis that it probably won't happen and then you can't be too disappointed when it doesn't.

I had really looked forward to this experience of seeing Jimmy live for the first time and he was as amazing as I hoped he would be. I hope he continues to tour. Not just because I am still lacking that meeting experience and autograph but because I think he still has so much laughter to deliver to a lot of people who enjoy being cheered up by a genius in his field.

And then there's dear Des O'Connor. One of the nicest guys in show business you could ever wish to meet. I've had the privilege a couple of times. He always has time for anybody who has waited to see him. A lovely, down to earth, perfect gentleman  who just happens to be a gifted singer, entertainer and presenter.

Des is 86 years of age as I write this review. Unfortunately Des's health isn't what it was when I last saw him perform in Eastbourne in 2014. 

Speech wise he realises he struggles a little now and he does need to sit down for most of his performance. All of which is completely understandable for a man of his age.

That didn't stop me having a lump in the throat and indeed a tear in the eye for the second half of this wonderful show. Whilst Des still had the audience roaring with laughter and thoroughly entertained by a few songs I couldn't help but feel that this might be the last time I see this lovely man on tour. He looked as if he was finding it completely exhausting.

I have so much admiration for Des doing this tour with Jimmy. But no matter how entertaining it was I couldn't help but feel that after this tour he should take things a bit easier and put his feet up at home enjoying the love and company of wife Jodie and his family.

Let's not miss Jodie out of this show review either. I don't know if it will be part of every performance but her rendition of Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" was nothing short of perfect. So perfect it got her a well deserved standing ovation ! Only the brave take on the Houston classic. You need to do it justice. In that auditorium she was vocally incredible. The observant would also have noticed the tears in Des's eyes as she belted that out (and I am sure with Des in her heart). I think that is one, very humbling, moment in a show I will never forget.

Like Jimmy, Des uses the on stage screen to talk about his career memories covering both the funny moments and the artists he worked with over the years. As with Tarby, some are still with us, most sadly not. This really is a touring production which will make you laugh, yet want to shed a tear too.

Please, please see Jimmy and Des on this tour if you get the chance. It is live entertainment at it's best from two TV legends. They received what is quite possibly one of the longest and most enthusiastic ovations I have ever seen in Eastbourne. These great entertainers hold great respect from so many.

Incidentally there was a big crowd at the stage door to meet Des. Now I'm normally the first one to hang around in all weathers and for as long as it takes for a meeting and autograph/photo. But in view of Des's health and lack of energy I felt that it was more respectful to give him some peace so he could return to his hotel. I'm not telling anybody what to do in this respect but I do think that there are times when even celebrities need their own space. This was one such moment.

Thank you Des and Jimmy for a fabulous night's entertainment in Eastbourne. You have my complete respect.

Monty Python's Spamalot

Monty Python's

Spamalot

Devonshire Park Theatre

Eastbourne

6-10 Feb 2018

(performance seen 6 Feb)

Cast

Bob Harms

Sarah Harlington

Rhys Owen

Johnathan Tweedle

Norton James

Stephen Arden

Marc Akinfolarin

Matthew Pennington

Shane McDaid

Grace Eccle

Gleanne Purcell Brown

Joel Benedict

Ryan Limb

7 years after it's last visit to Eastbourne the Monty Python search for the Holy Grail returns to Eastbourne.

However, the 2011 production was a much bigger budget production with numerous famous TV celebrities adding to the cost. It was also shown at the much larger Congress Theatre (currently closed for refurbishment).

The talented touring cast of Spamalot 2018

So with no famous names and a much smaller stage does this mean the current show is any less enjoyable than its more costly predecessor? 

Not in the slightest is the simple answer to that question. The cast may not be household names but they are all supremely talented West End performers with a plethora of famous productions adorning their previous credits.

I had forgotten just how funny Spamalot is and this cast had the huge Devonshire Park Theatre audience laughing from the moment the curtain was raised on Act 1. 

It was interesting listening to the thoughts of others. In particular those who weren't too sure they would enjoy it because they "weren't all that keen on Monty Python".

Those same people all said after the show that they were surprised just how much they enjoyed it  

I would urge anybody with similar fears about watching Spamalot to take the plunge and enjoy 2 hours of hilarious madness with incredible vocals throughout. I thought the acoustics were amazing throughout this show. The sound levels of the live band and the cast seemed to be perfectly adjusted for the auditorium.

For such a talented cast it does seem harsh to highlight any one individual but there was one performer who seemed to be first on the audience's "star of the show" list. Sarah Harlington's portrayal of the Lady Of The Lake is pure genius in every sense, from the superb vocals to her brilliant comedic mannerisms.

This is a very well booked show this week with very few seats remaining. If you need to "look on the bright side of life" with a really good laugh I can really recommend you snap those remaining seats up.

Brassed Off, Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne

Devonshire Park Theatre Eastbourne

 12-16 September

Brassed Off 

Main cast
Jeffrey Holland - Danny Ormondroyd
Christopher Connel -Phil
Miriam Edwards - Sandra
Ash Matthews - Shane
Clara Darcy - Gloria

Well this raw, gritty production is about as far removed from Hi De Hi as Jeffrey Holland is ever likely to get. Playing Danny Ormondroyd , conductor of Grimly Colliery brass band Jeffrey delivers a heartfelt performance. It was acutally a pleasure seeing him in such a role.

Based on a true story in the early 1990's (the actual setting was Grimethorpe) Danny is fighting to keep the band together following the announcement that the local pit is to be closed.
If you haven't seen this wonderful play which features the cast playing it's own brass instruments magnificently then you really should give it a chance.

I'm not going to delve into the storyline too far here. Quite simply it's far too easy to spoil what is a very emotional story. On the subject of emotion it would be unfair not to mention Chris Connel's exceptional portrayal of Phil as he nosedives into deep depression. 

The story may be raw and depressing but the mood is lifted by the brilliant brass band recreating the tunes which were played by Grimethorpe Colliery band.

If you are looking for a play which is based on fact, not fiction, Brassed Off makes for a great night out and opens your eyes to the terrible impact the pit closures actually had on individuals, relationships and on complete families.

Pam Ayres Assembly Hall Theatre Tunbridge Wells

Pam Ayres

Assembly Hall Theatre

Tunbridge Wells

6th May 2011

I realize that many people would rather do just about anything else rather than go to the theatre to watch a poet for two hours. I would imagine that those who admit to friends they are going to see Pam Ayres may be greeted with a certain amount of ridicule.

However for those that feel this way it is Pam who has the last laugh as her successful tour of the UK continues. At Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall she managed to do what so many others cannot and that is to fill the place.

I can remember at 10 years old watching Pam Ayres on Hughie Green's Opportunity Knocks in 1975 as week after week she beat so many other more traditional acts. Her distinctive 'country bumkin'  accent adding to the enjoyment of her humorous odes. An accent that some have even asked if she exaggerates - she doesn't.

In 2010 Pam passed 35 years in show business and she has made the current tour to be an event to celebrate this milestone.

She talks about her experiences during those 35 years including some fascinating details from those Opportunity Knocks days. She covers everything from the early auditions to whether that 'clapometer' was a genuine piece of equipment or whether it was all faked.

She includes some great and regularly very funny details of her appearances onboard cruise ships.Together with things that have happened to her and her family in various exotic countries as her career has taken her around the world. This is a very honest biographical presentation though and Pam has no qualms detailing how her family had a financial disaster at one point and practically lost everything.

All these details are cleverly interspersed in between her hilarious poems and they aren't just randomly inserted, they all seem to fit the script.

Talking of script she never has to look at any notes. I can imagine Pam as one of those people you'd invite round for elevenses and she'd still be chatting away at 5pm. She is just a natural talker, an interesting one at that, and that's why she fills theatres.

A true what-you-see-is-what-you-get personality. She is still hugely successful with her range of DVDs CDs, theatre appearances, cruises, numerous poetry books,  TV chat shows and a regular contributor to Radio 4's entertainment schedule.

What I also liked was the fact she said she makes notes after each venue as regards to the content used in that performance. This is so that she can endeavor not to use repeat material in the next visit to that theatre.

On top of this Pam is a huge lover of animals and has spent much of her life supporting animal charities and fostering needy animals. Her charity support even included us 'human animals' kindly helping me out with a Great Ormond Street Hospital signing on the night. (Click the image for further details on that)

All in all she just comes across as being a very pleasant entertaining lady and I look forward to some more hilarity of rhyme on her next tour.